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nucleic-asshole: “ ultrafacts: “ kartoffelkoenigin: “ mydrunkkitchen: “ ultrafacts: “ (Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts ” THIS IS THE KIND OF CLUB I WANT TO JOIN ” ” FUN FACT: one of these trees is the Hyperion, which ranks as the...
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mydrunkkitchen

THIS IS THE KIND OF CLUB I WANT TO JOIN

kartoffelkoenigin

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FUN FACT: one of these trees is the Hyperion, which ranks as the world’s tallest known living tree.  The exact location of the tree has not been revealed to the public for fear that human traffic would upset the ecosystem the tree inhabits. 

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nucleic-asshole

guys we found it, it’s right next to Big Ben and the Statue of Liberty

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kavinnskyy
raphaelsantiagosavedhimself

Imagine if Raphael had to babysit Alec and Magnus’ kid. Like if it was a last minute thing and no one else was available and Magnus pulls the ‘You owe me’ card to get him to do it. So Raphael’s just sitting in Magnus’ loft with this warlock child trying to figure out what to do and how to talk to it, like ‘hello small warlock… I’m sorry about your unfortunate parent situation, that must be tough. No one should have to have Bane as a father. Trust me, I know’. But say the kid’s a bit older, like maybe ten, and every time they need a babysitter the child starts to always ask for Raphael and Magnus can’t figure out why his kid seems so infatuated with a sulky sarcastic teenage vampire, until he and Alec come home early one day and find Raphael and their kid sitting in a blanket fort, the kid is eating popcorn Raphael made for them, and Raphael is telling them all the gossip he knows on the kid’s family. ‘Your uncle Simon used to be a vampire but he was a Daylighter. We do not like him. And don’t even get me started on your uncle Jace’ and Raphael and the kid just kinda bond over basically being raised by Magnus

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mixtapenamjoon
seththewolff

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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